Nasty Things

(Inspired by http://scaredmonkeys.com/2010/04/26/are-you-taking-part-in-boobquake-breastquake-today-bare-your-cleavage-to-prove-the-islamic-clerics-wrong/)

Protecting our kids is the proper place to start
So we ban nasty things off the school lunchroom cart
We'll get rid of lipids - we'll ban the food group
And replace it with nourishing vegetable soup

With that taken care of, we deal with those smoker
Carelessly puffing so we all are chokers
We'll ban cigarettes so our children will know
Because of us in a better world they will grow

We've now got the big ones but there are some more
That lead to behavior and crimes we abhor
Social networking leads to bullying you know
So clearly its obvious that that has to go

There are other problems that need to be rendered
Our natural earth must for sure be defended
So we'll ban forest fires in every degree
And then we can say we've defended the trees

We need to do something o'er the dreaded earthquake
Oh the terror and the damage and the lives it can take
To protect the whole world and to make earthquakes stop
We must insure that all women wear a top
How that works? I'm not sure, but can we give it a shot?

But we need to do more: No our work is not done
We need to take steps to outlaw the bright sun
The sun is a menace its wicked and mean
(Unless you are properly protected with ultra sun screen)

The world we inhabit is stuffed to the gills
With bad nasty things that give us the chills
I know you agree that its obviously right
To do all this and more so we sleep we at night