Why is being an outdoorsman a great way to becoming a lawyer?

 ...because you just have to swap the 'ai', and you're on trial.

What's the best thing you can do for a pear that has just fallen out with another pear?

- You repair it!

Feeding challenges

 Will you eat it yes or no?
If you want it let me know
I'll give you this or maybe that
And no you cannot eat the mat

You say yes and so I make
But when it's ready you won't take
Will you try this? You will how sweet
I've found something that you will eat!

You tell me give give give okay
And so no doubt I will obey
But when you taste it things turn south
And here it comes out of your mouth

Oh you loved this yesterday
But you've no interest in today?
what you want I don't understand
But maybe you can just suck your hand

Imperfections make a Home

 Some people ask the question
What makes a house a home?
And here is my suggestion
It's where imperfection roams

The lights that will not light up
The fridge that will not chill
It can drive your right to madness
But that's kinda just the drill

Your mother isn't perfect
And neither is your dad
But together in imperfection
You find it's really not so bad

Your washing all the dishes
'Cause the dishwasher won't wash
And despite all of your wishes
What you have is what you've got

And that time you had to run away
'Cause you set the oven on fire?
These are the times that always stay
And never ever expire

You bless the annoying brother
And bless the all-knowing sis
You may wish that it was other
But the truth is this is bliss.