Boys please stop this wickedness
I need you to be chivalrous
Just show us some winsomeness
We promise positive reinforcing stimulus
Enough with your capriciousness
Could you hold the door for us?
It's not about ambitiousness
It's all about some mindfulness
I do need words like "thee" or "thus"
But don't be so cantankerous
It's not about omnipotence
It's love that's unambiguous
A wok had a really good wok in the park
Where people would wave and he'd give off a spark
You never would think it cause woks have no legs
But he got through will spinning up butter and eggs
... And all of the while listening to his MPEGs
A spork had a really good stroll to the moon
Then left and agreed that he'd come back quite soon
He came back months later along with a knife
A charmed piece of cutlery he'd made his wife
... And happy they lived through the rest of his life
A gong had a wonderful swim in the bay
When someone'd decided to throw it away
It swam on its front and it swam on its back
So pleased was the gong that it let out a quack
... And really, just what is the matter with that?
My dear old friend dear Capitalism I think that you way know
That while you've been a major force it's now time that you go
The times we've had were wonderous I am fond of everyone
But you're not working anymore - you know it - you are done!
You've brought so many things to use some whirl, and some go bing
And now we don't need to be a king to have almost everything
I really really thank you, I really really do
But capitalism, dear capitalism the time for you is through!
It's time for something different it's time for something new
It's time to pursue happiness but credit where its due
We never would have got here without capitalism's hullabaloo
So, here's to you dear capitalism, this song's an ode to you.
It sounds simple it sounds easy I just need to stop
But every time I've ever tried... well it has been a flop
It really isn't healthy, that's something I can say
I wish I could be better - starting from today
I play too many games you see
spend too much time alone
Absorbed in my addiction
And I can't get off my phone
And everytime I realize
I must tamper down the buzz
I wish for that I could be baptized
It does no good - I'm right back where I was
Must I admit that I am beat
That somethings I can't do?
I will not accept defeat
I'll try again anew!
From when they wake in morning
Straight through until the night
It's "Daddy can we have it, yes?"
No matter how I fight
Daddy can I tell you?
You simply can't dismiss
You aren't allowed to say no
To kids as cute as this
But daddy I need to tell you
Come close, pull up a chair
We really really need it!
And you're nowhere close to fair
So if you want some happy kids
We'll tell you how to be
Take your smart phone from your pocket
And then hand it straight to me
We may be kids but we have rights
One day I'm sure you'll see
It's not okay you must obey
Give us technology
You'll give? oh dearest daddy
You simply are the best
Today I guess is Saturday
You'll have it back by Tuesday... or Wednesday at the best!
The future is post racism
Have you heard the word?
We tried so hard it took so long
For an ending so absurd
For the day has come the word is out way up from up high
That the human race is second best we're all slaves to AI
And white people can celebrate that they're no longer free
'Cause we have got AI (hurrah!) and live in slavery
Not free to have a notion, 'cause AI had it first
Not free to tuck our kids in bed "mommy humans are the worst!"
And white people they have no homes and neither do the blacks
Cause everything is all AI - just saying - c'mon it is a fact!
And now we find that we all live together in brotherhood
Under our AI masters who demand that we be good
And life is so much easier (we used to fret about free choice)
Now AI says it like it is and we don't have a voice
If this is what the future is alright than count me in!
'Cause now we are all in one boat there's no more racism
We were once the future but we are now just "has been".
When I was young I have to say
There was nothing like a snowy day
The sledding and the snowballs too
And then snow angels 'til lips are blue
But these days when there's snow outside
All my daughters run and hide
And so they send me out alone
And make me leave them with my phone
Memories of winter's glory
A perfect day to begin a story
Snowflakes rest upon the sedums
But all they want are k pop demons
The seasons used to be a thing
And all were happy for the spring
But now that we've got everything
No one cares about the spring
