Ghosties

The home we rent is mighty nice
It's not to big but it does suffice
It's got some bugs but we have no mice
And all at extremely reasonable price

Of course there is a price we pay
Not listed on the home display
Affecting us in every way
We've got ghosts: And the GHOSTS ARE GAY!!!

It's cruel enough to inhabit a haunted domicile
But when the ghosts are flammers at least they've got style
There's abba in the kitchen at the turn of twelve
All the sudden broke back mountain's sitting on our shelf

In blue ray...

The gay ghosts who live with us have become such a strife
That shape crawling into bed with me - it's ghost! Oh, wait no it's my wife!
But we have gotten used to it. It has it's benefits
These are the only ghosts that I could find that for the kids will knit

Their spooky and their scary and haunt the house each night
But once you get to know them, they really are alright
Some people think it must be rough to have to live this way
But we all think if you've got ghosts much better if their gay!