Drought

The headlines today are sad
they fill your mind with doubt
it's getting really bad
They say there is a drought


But happily I come to tell you have no fear
This will get handled, so you should have doubt
Because we know a savior will appear
Investment bankers know how to figure this out


We have puts we have calls
we have swaps ooh la la
with the bankers besides us
we know we'll go far


They'll figure out the problem don't you fret
Investment banking really is robust
A fair system they'll develop won't you bet?
Where they get more and there is less for us


If you're still worried tell me what's your qualm
The bankers have it figured, to my eye
'Cause in my mind this the the perfect balm
They take your stuff and leave you high and DRY

What's that you say you don't think this is right?
And what about those not in the 1 percent?
You tried camping in the park all night
But in the end police broke up your tents.

The USA is a meritocracy
The bankers will not fail us - No they won't!
And in the end you'll finally come to see
They get paid if it works or if it don't