Worst movies ever

Now this is a list of the worst movies ever
Many had promise but none turned out clever
Whether flawed with the acting or in the technique
These films are all special in the way that the reek

#5 Titanic

One of the top grossing films of all time
Is at number five in the worst film ever rhyme
From the start to the finish of this naval epic
The acting, the love scenes while make you feel sick
The Jack Rose affair just is so misbegotten
Please cut to the sinking this movie is rotten

#4 The Blair Witch Project

This was a film that came up with great hype
A low budget film of the independent type
The film had the power to impress movie scholars
Who loved that it only cost fifty thousand dollars

Well I'm sorry to say that despite all the hype
This film lacked the power to cause any fright
An hour and a half spent and I left in a bad mood
After scene after scene of people lost in the woods

#3 Dumb and dumber

I think that his film was meant to be bad by design
The plot and the characters so asinine
Unless you enjoy seeing stupid people in pain
I'd recommend never watching this film again

#2 Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

At number two is Indy and his Crystal Skull
The last of the Indy's and one you should cull
Spielberg blamed Lucas for the fact that it is
One of the worst films made in the last twenty years

#1 Transformers

At number one here we have the Transformers
A graphical tragedy who scale is enormous
Just watch and see that you don't have conniptions
The unending series of graphical manipulations

Who's good and who's bad? Do we know do we care?
I do think we do it's a CG affair
As robots transform you are held in suspense
Waiting for anything to make one iota of sense