Sunday, August 5, 2012

Brunch!

Breakfast is too early, you cannot even think
Dinner's often heavy, especially if you drink
To oft in my opinion, lunch food fails the test
So yes my dear I think it's clear that brunch food is the best!

Rising late on Sunday, another lazy day
A yawn or two just to renew
Then brunch we're on our way

An omelette plus a coffee - and don't forget the roll!
The eggs are cooked - oh have a look!
Delicious to you and me and all

Short stack with blueberries, or maybe cinnamon
Fluffy and light to our delight
Brunch menu goes on and on

Or if you feel adventurous how bout you try the grits?
It's got the stuff - more than enough
To keep you trim and fit

Brunch is simply wonderful selections are so broad
I dare to say (hope it's okay)
That the man or woman that created brunch - today do we applaud!

(Single time)
Brunch Brunch Brunch Brunch

(Double time)
Brunch Brunch Brunch Brunch Brunch

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Love the 3rd

Looking at where today I stand
She has made me a better man
When I think about all that we've been through
I couldn't imagine it with anyone but you

You are the lighthouse of my life
Always steady, always bright
You keep me on the course that's sure
And everyday I love you more

She is the best thing in my life
Cannot wait for you to be my wife
I go to sleep and say a prayer
To thank god that come morning she'll be there

The amazing ways that you love me
Are sensation inspiration daily
I love you more than I could plan
It's such an honor to be your man

When I think about your love at night
I know that all will be alright
When you hold me snug and tight
I know that I can climb the highest heights

Every time I think of her
I reach the sky and touch the earth
There's nothing that compares with you
By dorky poetry I declare it true

Love is the best!

Love is better than a new sweatpants
Ask yourself which one you'd rather roll with in the grass?

Love is better than a piece of pie
'Cause the best kind of love will make you fly

Love is better than an ice cold beer
On a cold cold night better she be near

Love is better than a video game
That light in her eye 's all I got on my brain

Love is better than good luck with dice
Love is life's original spice

Love is better than a bottle of rum
Love keeps going when the bottle is done

Love is better than three course dinner
With the right kind of love you're always the winner

Love is better than cantaloupe
Everyday it brings me hope

Love is better than a super bowl ring
Love's much better than anything!

Love

Love is splendorous, wonderful, great
When you're in love and your heart is awake
But listen up folks 'cause there's more to explain
In actual fact love sets you up for great pain

Day to day twilling and swilling about
So happy to be deep in love you've no doubts
With love in your heart you've no need to be tense
But that's only 'cause you have lost all your sense

The reality is (I am sorry to say)
That love is a headache that won't go away
You have someone special that's terrible grand
But is that all you've got? If so beware where you land

Love is the greatest illusion of all
It's just at heights its a long way to fall
So rather than dreaming and casting long sighs
You're better off looking love straight in the eye

What is it about him that makes him so great?
What is it about her that you would relate
To folks who don't know her or don't understand
What is it that makes him the man of all man?

If love is AMAZING if that's how you feel
Then I need to tell you something to keep you on keel
It's nice that you feel so astoundingly blessed
But to live a good life there's a lot to address

Love is not simply sweetness - its work everyday
A toil and roil with no time to play
Do not fall into love and then be so naive
That the flaws of your partner you never believe

You dream of the two of your floating away
Happy ever after for everyday
You can do it it is possible but better beware
By the end of the month floors are black fridge is bare

The bed sheets will smell like somebody has died
And the towels will remind you of small children who cried
The living room furniture twas once your pride
Is looking so sad, totally cast aside

There's no "happily ever after" I'm sorry to say
Cause even in love you've still got to go day to day
Love can be special an amazing thrill
And you dream it your head that its part of God's will
But when its all over the emotions it will instill
- especially in divorce court when you get the bill
... I'm sorry today that I've been a big buzz kill!

But now that you know of the fate that's in store
Now you're aware that some days you'll abhor
Now you've abandoned the happiness dream
Your love might be better than you've ever dreamed
... Life is a paradox, or so it would seem

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Social Media

I know I'm special. I know its true
I've got more Facebook friends than you
I know I'm here and I'm living it up
Cause I'm so awesome at this social media stuff

My friends on twitter are all so cool
They all tweet at me "Girlfriend - you rule!"
My friends on twitter are all so rad
I tweet all day on my new iPad

When I wake up and get out of bed
A message for me on Tumblr said
yO gf whr u b @ 2day?
And I said "rgt hr com ovr n play!"

Then she came over and man it rocked!
Can I tell you OMG be prepared to be shocked
We sat in my room and had a facebook chat
Now tell me really what's more awesome than that??

My life is rockin' on the internet
I'm on it all the time - every chance I get!
I'm so special to my online friends
It sometimes seems that their lives on me depend!

I'm so hooked up and I'm so hooked in
If I'm off for 12 hours people ping me "where you been?:
life online is where its at
peace all! LOL, er, CATS!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Cooking tips

Today's the day (to my dismay)
For me to cook - I'm on the hook
It is my turn (I hope I've learned)
To cook the meat - and not to sweet!

To cook the fish with relish
To cook the ham with lamb
To cook the peas with all of these
The cooking man - that I am

I know I can do it
Great meals I make with ease
No matter what I've chosen to cook
I drench the thing in cheese

The very top-secret secret
I dare say if you please
Is to know whatever you cook
To dowse it all with cheese

Mamma taught me how to saute
And I learned from a monk to puree
On some days I will fricassee
But always always always with cheese

People all over the world
My name in the headlines they've heard
So approach me on bended knees
To ask of my skills with the cheese

I tell them they need to get up
Cooking is sometimes quite rough
Thick skin I believe you will need to get better
But even more important - some cheddar

Make tacos - you surely can't miss
If you cover the suckers with Swiss
If you cover your sturgeon with Gouda
You'll look like a culinary Buddha

If you want to do better than that
May I suggest Monterrey Jack?
A pretzel or some other snack
Delicious! Before the heart attack

Amid all the taunting it can be quite daunting
To be force to cook up a meal
But listen to me and I'm sure you'll agree
That with cheese its just not a big deal

Dawn (NS)

The sun rises in the heavens
How can I begin to say?
Each day a new miracle
Now get back to work