If I was an Iguana

If I was an Iguana
I think I'd live in a sauna
I'd heat up my bones and I'd put down my phones
And I go out and vote for Obama

If I was an opossum,
I really think I'd be awesome
I would play with a stick and I'd do a great trick
And I'd show everyone how I toss'em

If I was a sly mearcat,
I'd earn my way as an acrobat
I'd star in the show and then back home I'd go
To the space that I currently live at

If I was a cold ice cube
I'd pretend that I was a cool dude
I'd stay out of the sun and when work is all done
I'd go and watch me on YouTube