Who wasn't very clean
He was dumped in the tub and thoroughly scrubbed
And said "Hey! My mom's so mean!"
There once was a girl named Sarah
Who wore a little bit too much mascara
Though she looked like a clown she did not wear a frown
And said "Hey! This is totally new era!"
There once was a boy named Rodrigo
Who had an inordinate ego
When he lost all his friends he tried to make amends
And said "Hey! Que pasa mi amigo?"
There once was a chick named Colleen
Who everyone found quite obscene
A friend told her "Hey... You're disgusting okay?"
And she said "What the fuck do you mean???"
There once was a gentleman named Mitt Romney
Who, as a candidate was sadly tawny
But he said with a stare "You had better beware!"
"If you think I'm from punxsutawney!"
There once was a guy named Barack
Who had an enormous ... ... um, political bloc
He claimed he would bring change but its more of the same
"Hey man, the Republicans blocked!"
"Hey man, the Republicans blocked!"
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