Baby coming on the way!

Baby coming on the way
Very soon will be your day
And life will change in magic ways
A brand new start to mothering days
A whole new life about to start
A new young mother love in her heart
In your life a whole new part
In your mind a brand new spark
Hope you've got the space & room
For new life will shortly bloom
With good luck the bride and groom
Conceive a blessing from her womb

Cheer!

Getting up this morning
Rising with the dawn
Another day another way
To move this life along

A little breeze behind you
As you're walking thru the door
As the world around wakes up again
There's another day in store

Don't know where you are?
You're not alone
There's a lot to do in the meantime
You're only as old as you think you've grown!

Be yourself
Be the light
Keep on keep on keep on it will be alright
Sing with your friends
Make sure the music never ends
Keep exploring what's around the bend

Dear Mrs Walker

Dear mrs Walker
It's Monday I feel so afraid
I am no stalker
But this rain... it has ruined my parade

Dear mrs Walker please please tell me something
Something great so that I can get through
Dear mrs Walker I know I know only one thing
If only I knew what I knew

My days are so strange
As they keep going by
I wake everyday
And I try try try!

Dear mrs Walker
I don't mean to bother but I'm blue
Dear mrs Walker
Life is no good when on tests I can't copy off you!!

Your paper might not be right
You might not know how to count
But even so I think I might
Copy off your numbers... again... tonight!

Pregnant Man

Boy I say I need a break

Another day I cannot take

Do the same thing everyday

I need a break! What what! I say!

 

I have got a master plan

For time away in this endless span

Perhaps you'll find me irreverent

But my plan's to get pregnant

 

I'd be the first the world has seen

A pregnant man - oh such esteem!

I'd be so special you would say

Tom - you can have time off today

 

I'd be so luscious and so proud

A phenomenon with quite a crowd

I'd be a symbol of the new

As in my belly living matter stews

 

Yes this is my master plan

(I must say it has got elan!)

Pregnancy will set me free

So I can write dorky poetry

Dark Matter blues

Howdy ya'll have you heard the news?
Dark matter - maybe got you confused?
Turns out that in our universe
Things exist that aren't so obvi-erse
... More to things in life than we can see
More to understand about the universe... well I'll be!
Well hold your breath and count to three

'Cause matter is the matter
The question we possess
It's a cause of chatter
It's really such a mess
Matter is the matter
that's makin' all the news
Crazy as a hatter
The Dark Matter blues!

Take a break

Need some time to recompose
Need some time to blow my nose
Yes I think my work is great
But sometimes I just need a break

Practice Practice all day long
At the end: "goodbye so long!"
Sometimes I must say I feel
What's the rush? Hey! What's the deal?

NYC Subway

Riding subway trains
It's wearing on my brains
Its hard to explain
But I'm gonna go insane

People all around
People they abound
The thin and the round
... And they're making such a sound

Feeling so boxed in
In the middle of this din
Did I ommit some sin?
'Cause right now I'm sufferin'

Try to fin my peace
Avoiding people's sneaze
Just lookin' for release
God help me thru this please!