Pregnant Man

Boy I say I need a break

Another day I cannot take

Do the same thing everyday

I need a break! What what! I say!

 

I have got a master plan

For time away in this endless span

Perhaps you'll find me irreverent

But my plan's to get pregnant

 

I'd be the first the world has seen

A pregnant man - oh such esteem!

I'd be so special you would say

Tom - you can have time off today

 

I'd be so luscious and so proud

A phenomenon with quite a crowd

I'd be a symbol of the new

As in my belly living matter stews

 

Yes this is my master plan

(I must say it has got elan!)

Pregnancy will set me free

So I can write dorky poetry