MADA

 MADA!

I must run for office I'm seizing my chance
I have my own platform where I'll take a stance
And say to all gentlemen, children and wives
That we all need to bring dorkiness into our lives

As true as a bird that flies up to the north
As real as a principle that must be put forth
Just like the founders with paper and pen
We must "Make America Dorky Again (MADA)!"

Identity politics they've had their go
Some think their great but some others think no
America's ready for change don't you see?
And the change that we need is a change that's dorky

So fellow Americans put down your loads
Don't worry 'bout inflation or immigration or those
Don't worry about Trump 'cause he's just got to go
It's a shining new era when the dorks run the show