I've got a friend named Santa. A very jolly guy
He crashed into a drone (oh no!) while he was in the sky
So if you see no presents, I have to tell you folks
Well Santa's in the hospital 'cause both his legs are broke
The Easter bunny's jolly. "Yoo hoo!" Says baby bunting
But he was shot the other day by hunters out for hunting
So now he's in the hospital next to Santa looking grim
So if there is no candy well then you should visit him
The Tooth Fairy is so precious, and what could be more pure?
But check her out on YouTube OH MY GOD she used a racial slur?
But that was back in fairy college and so very long ago
Does she deserve the punishment of such viral vitriol?
The moral of the story folks is very very clear
When talking to your kids make sure you keep it really real
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