Follow The Rules (Or Else)

 Rules are real important they really must be just
And we must all agree (you see) that we must build up trust
So on our email mailing list there's rules you must abide
'Cause if you don't I'm telling you then we will send a chide

We'll chide you for your insolence or for your lack of depth
We'll chide you for your manners, and for your foul breath
We'll chide you for not thinking 'bout the others on this list
We'll chide and chide and chide and chide... you get the gist

You're advised you should be wary of what you think you'd post
'Cause some of us may love it but if it offends your toast
So maybe you'd be best of to just discuss the weather
For after all (if you appall) we'll wrap you up in pleather

Course

 I would like to take a course
That I can do while on a horse
I would ride off here and there
While learning 'bout my savoir faire

I would like a five course meal
especially if there is a deal
I'd really like if it was norse
even if it is kind of coarse

I've a project I endorse
To fund it I think I'll crowdsource
To rhyme all day upon a horse
While I love it? Yes, of course!