Kids KIDS! There’s no need for despair
The day is not lost even though there’s a storm
So pick yourselves up and decide what you’ll wear
You know what we’ll do? We will make some popcorn
Popcorn aplenty so all can have some
Popcorn yes popcorn oh boy and gee whiz
Popcorn is perfect when the weather is glum
And everyone knows that when all’s said and done
The right place to eat it is…
… on the floor
… by the door
… On the Sofa
… In the shower with a luffah
Timmy the Turtle was swimming around one day, when he thought to himself:
"It's gotten quite chilly in here! I think it's time I migrate south"
So Timmy packed up all his belongings and... wait, turtles don't migrate!
Timmy: I do
And how do you migrate, Timmy?
Timmy: I fly
Fly? How can you fly? You have no wings!
Timmy: I fly just like you do. By airplane!
and how do you book a ticket on an airplane?
Timmy: I call and make a reservation using my shell phone. I called American Airlines and told them I want the soonest flight out to south beach, Miami.
So Timmy made a reservation to head to Miami, Floria. On the day of his flight, he traveled to the airport... Wait a minute, how does a turtle "travel" alone to an airport?
Timmy: I went by shell-o-copter
Ah, I see. And you were just traveling by yourself, right? No family or friends?
Timmy: It might sound like I was being selfish. But turtles cannot be selfish, for the same reason they cannot be shellfish (though I did dress up as a lobster one halloween) - turtles are not fish!
So Timmy flew south for the winter, took the elevator - sorry, shell-e-vator to his apartment, and hung out at Venice beach, and wooed all the female turtles - wait.a second, there are no turtles on Venice beach!
Timmy: Mr. narrator, surely by now you must have realized that nearly anything is possible if you have a shell and you can find another word that can be "shell-ified"
Narrator: I'm beginning to. Timmy, why don't you go on with your own story. I've been shellacked
Timmy: Ha ha ha that was a good one mr. Narrator! And thus Timmy the turtle was recognized as the greatest turtle - nay, the greatest amphibian the world(!) has ever known. The tales of Timmy the Turtle "shell" live on for all time!
Shell we continue?
