Monday, July 13, 2020

Composting Medley

That's the way - KC and the sunshine band

That's the way uh-huh uh-huh
You compost, uh-huh uh-huh

That's the way it is - Celine Dion

I can see your peels
And I know your story
I can see all those bits of toast, yeah

It's an uphill climb
And it won't be easy
But you need to you need to compost (yeah)

So go and get one
A compost bin
We are saving the world

Don't just through out tea bags
That's the easy way out
If you care for the world
And your hearts left it's doubt
Don't give up on your stalks
There is a way just believe it
And that's the way you compost

Marvin Gaye

'Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from composting my food scraps

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Growing up

Today is my birthday today I am six
A day so incredible so flabulix!
I am so big yes I'm practically grown
I'm ready for stardom just show me my thrown

Now that I'm six I think life will be good
Excited to do all a six year old should
Excited for all of the games we shall play
Delighted to run and to shout through the day

Hey wait, what's that you say?

You tell me a six year old has to clean up?
All of my toys you will make me pick up?
That after playing I must take a bath?
And after that I must work on my math?

No that is just crazy you don't understand
It's not the time to expect this demand
This should not start 'til I'm six and a half
'Til then you must still do on my behalf

No???

Sheesh It sounds like six is not a good year in a life
Take my advice and just stay at year five