A Well Thawed Out Pan

Behold a pan so perfect
Well thawed out in design
I think its just so worth it
We sell a braid with rhyme

It will give you a probation
And tersen down your sentence
And at the demon station
You'll get holy three and ten pence

Daughter vs WiFi

Hello all you folks can I have your attention
I'm comparing my daughter to WiFi connection
No doubt your aghast and you think that I'm rude
For not give the WiFis the affection I should
But the thing is dear fellows you must understand
WiFis are good but a baby is grand!

With WiFis you've freedom from the computer to stray
However with a daughter - no such luck - you must sit there and stay
With WiFis you are zooming and zapping away
Whereas with a daughter you're changing her diapers all day
But the thing is dear ladies you must contemplate
WiFis are good but a baby is great!

The WiFis will take you around the whole world
You can swim with the fishes or fly like a bird

You can travel straight up to the top of a mountain

Or explore a city and see all its fountains

But the thing is dear people I must let you know

With a daughter there's no limit to how much your heart can grow