Bad Fish Puns

1. According to Kermit the Frog, what kind of fish is only an illusion?
2. What kind of fish can you find in heaven?
3. What fish likes right triangles?
4. What fish keeps the neighbors up at night?
5. What fish chases mice?
6. What fish likes to run with peas?
7. What fish belongs in a non motor boat?
8. What fish works in the circus?
9. What fish can make you rich?
10. What kind of fish colonizes the world?
11. What kind of fish blows down houses?
12. What fish works at a college?
13. What fish is always in a bad mood?
14. What fish is in a band?
15. What kind of fish is very lucky?
16. What fish is best to sleep with?
17. What kind of fish can get Neo out of the Matrix?
18. What kind of fish would you rather eat than go to school with?
19. What kind of fish need the kiss of a princess?
20. What kind of fish are part of a common geometric construction?

Answers:

1. A rainbow fish (The Rainbow Connection)
2. Angel fish
3. Angler fish
4. A dog fish
5. A cat fish
6. A pi-ra-nha
7. A paddle fish
8. A clown fish
9. Gold fish
10. White fish
11. A huffer-puffer fish
12. A sar-dean
13. A snapper
14. A trumpet fish
15. Fluke
16. A cuddle (cuttle) fish
17. Red pill fish
18. Jerk fish
19. Toad fish
20. Tetra-hedron.